Stiff Oliver Septic Tanks: Your Local Heroes of Waste Management!

From the Perspective of Oliver, The Founder

Why hello there! I’m Oliver O. Stiff (real original, I know), the proud founder of Stiff Oliver Septic Tanks. Since 1975, we’ve been the go-to crew for all your septic tank cleaning, installation, and repair needs in the scenic city of Prospect, Virginia! If a family of raccoons ever needed a bathroom, I’d be there with a portable toilet, a smile, and a whole lot of pride!

From the Perspective of Sally, the Office Manager

Hi folks! I’m Sally and let me tell you, running the show behind the scenes at Stiff Oliver is my pride and joy. Our expert team of plumbers isn’t just skilled; they’re downright legendary. Seriously, if you ever see Joe with a wrench, you know the pipes are getting the VIP treatment! We service several areas, ensuring that every local household can maintain their septic systems efficiently. That’s right, folks — it’s not just Prospect, but also nearby regions like Appomattox and Lunenburg! Go team!

From the Perspective of Kevin, a Dedicated Worker

Hey there! I’m Kevin, and I’ve been elbow-deep in tanks for years now. You’d think it’s gross work, but the job satisfaction we get when we remove that waste? It’s euphoric! We pride ourselves on our no- nonsense waste removal services. Whether you’re facing a particularly stubborn tank or just need a bit of routine maintenance, we’ve got you covered without the stink! And let’s be real, no one should let waste sit on their properties — that’s just bad karma!

From the Perspective of a Suburban Family

As a family new to Prospect, we were terrified by the thought of septic tank issues. Thankfully, our neighbors pointed us to Stiff Oliver — and boy, did they live up to the hype! Fast, friendly, and they even use their charm to make plumbing conversations actually enjoyable! #PlumbingTalks
The portable toilets they provide are a game changer for our summer BBQs. Trust me, friends and family are thankful for proper facilities!!

Don’t Just Take Our Word for It

If you want reliable service that’s cleaner than your mother-in-law’s kitchen and faster than a raccoon running from a dog, look no further than Stiff Oliver Septic Tanks! Choose us for all your septic services, including but not limited to septic tank cleaning, maintenance, and portable toilets. Because, folks, when duty calls and your tank rises, we rise to the occasion!

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Stiff Oliver Septic Tanks Phone Number

(434) 574-6237

Stiff Oliver Septic Tanks Address

87 Stiff Ct
Prospect, VA 23960

Stiff Oliver Septic Tanks Website

https://www.septic.com/septic-services/virginia/prospect/stiff-oliver-septic-service-and-portable-toilets